Beiträge von Reaper KH

i must warn all of you i am good looking so please don't feel bad about yourselves when you see me?

not sure it's a bug the Falcons have been wanting to fire me for years?

Hi Denis

Loving your picture mate, is that a green screen behind you just asking? ?

My god that is a long sentence for your profession couldn't you just say you work in an office??

You describe your madden skills as "What use is a beef steak to a dead dog" .eh? ......... ok guys I've found the member whos taking all the drugs, do we have a police officer in the house?‍♂️?‍♀️?

I see Peter aka Heavensent is getting framed again, let me remind you how to spell Peter's name ..its spelt A..L..E..X?

Ydescribe yourself as fun loving, curious and crazy ..... we need to go for a pint mate???

You would travel and share your one million if you won it ..... now where did i leave my address?

You have never dared to go backpacking in Africa, are you afraid of the lions or all the bullets trying to kill them? i know with my luck I'd get eaten by tribesmen ...and then given to the lions as leftovers ........not a pretty sight ..not in my head anyway?

Just a heads up to anyone visiting the Untied Kingdom Never eat in London ??, damn even i take a packed lunch ??

Always enjoy playing you Denis you are always good for a laugh during the game, see you soon mate?

well here we are getting into the fine refinements of the coaches with our long time player Andreas aka Advocatus D.

Now Andreas says he's a lawyer..no open my friend looking at your picture you look more like one of your clients ?

Talking of lawyers, i was in the park the other night and got arrested by the Police for indecent exposure, i swear my button on my jeans broke and they just fell down around my ankles, who in their right minds arrest a man for an accident in a park at .... 3am ?, anyway ill private message you later??

I see Joe Montana is a favorite of yours ..... their will be a lot of youngsters on here now googling "Whos Joe Montana" ?‍♂️

Swing your sword as a title for your autobiography ... i swear thats a title for a porn movie .... so ive been told?

I see you dont take things seriously damn i bet your fun in court, a lawyer with a sense of humor I'm not having it ?

one million Euros i would buy a football club and with the football club i would pay for the divorce i would get for not buying my wife some diamonds with the one million Euros in the first place ??.

If there is one thing i can say about Andreas he is football mad but he is also a fine gentleman, an upstanding member of this franchise and a good player, i always look forward to our chats long may it continue ??

Now ........ about that arrest? ??

Zitat von Vilsi1978

Priceless once again ; D: D[user = '23 '] Reaper KH [/ user]

I'm really looking forward to all the comments from the other coaches when we publish your MFL CV 8th)

I am in the process of having the publication of myself blocked???

Hello to one of our new coaches, coach weezle

I am sorry but i cannot have fun at the expense of Bernhard as i have a policy of showing respect to people near my age or older .............. but?

Bernhard says he hasn't been here long enough to have an unpleasant opponent ....... Alex he means you

I see your autobiography would be better late than never..now i keep saying this to my wife but she never accepts it: /

You would miss the Superbowl on tv if Fortuna Düsseldorf played in the Champions league, the NFL will be glad to know you will never miss a Superbowl

Grtting stuck in an elevator with a politician is a safe answer Bernhard tell us what you really mean ..... the Austrians wont be offended ...... honest

Your message is Madden is just a game, well if this is true why is it that i always shout and scream at my pixel players, eh? Ok i need help

Bernhard welcome to the franchise i assure you everyone are really nice people here (even the Austrians)

Its good to get to know you mate

hello Rolando

One of our newest members, first off we have the picture of Rolando which can only be a ransom picture to his parents with a note reading "Mutter, Vater ,, my kidnappers want 90 Euro or they will return me". .

Rolando works as a clerk ....... i see everyone in this league is Either a student or a desk jockey ..... where have all the men gone like me (apart from Martin) 8th)

Dont be ashamed of falling asleep half way through the superbowl .... EVERYONE falls asleep when the Panthers are playing

You call peter the most unpleasant player ahh Rolando you have only just got here, give it time mate your answer will change

Jennifer Aniston..i had no idea you liked the cougers?

You class yourself as honest, reliable and cozy .... Rolando you know this is not a dating site right?

Your an half empty kinda person, dont feel bad all youngsters are nowadays ... and thats just their IQ's

Ive played you a few times Rolando since you have joined and i must say you seem like a nice person and fine player my friend i hope you enjoy it here and stay a long time

Ah Patrick my friend i have to ask you a question about your picture, are you at a wedding or are you about to park someones car?: / : D

You win a million and you would go on a trip, where to exactly france, the moon down your local pub, where? ..... and dont say Harry Potter land

Haha your worst habit is my wifes worst nightmare, i have jobs to do from a year ago: P

The thing you have never dared to do, there are somethings we should just keep to ourselves mate

You wouldn't want get stuck in a lift with Dolores Umbridge? Patrick we need to talk about your Harry Potter addiction: D: D

I have to say though Patrick you would make a great spy with your one word answers its like lkke trying to get blood out of a stone

Nice message to the MFL as well ..... thats a message to the MFL Fabi: D

Patrick you know i like and respect you mate, our games are always fun and we always have a laugh, the MFL would not be the same without you mate : thumbup:

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Where do i start, well one look at your picture and it screams give me your dinner money or i will stamp on your toys

describe yourself in 3 words, wow no idea, thats clever playing on the 3 words : thumbup:either that or really?8 |

I like that you would expand your house with one million Euros but wouldn't it be easier just to pack the wifes suitcase

something you have never dared to do and you said watch an NFL game live, what kind of scary NFL games do you watch

Fabi your message to the MFL is very deep my friend and to the point but i think we was looking for just a have fun guys its only a game

You're a welcome addition to the MFL mate and long may you serve as a coach here

Great news for you guys, well deserved

for gods sake this LL will let anyone in (whoops did i say that out loud)

Only joking Andre congratulations mate, a deserved appointment for you i think

So Alex retires from management and now has more time to practice ....... well that just great, i have no words what it is like to be in a division where he NOW has MORE TIME TO PRACTICE

Oh my god

Shame about your management retirement Alex you did a great job mate as do all the others

can i make a pick if so can i have

LG Cordy Glenn, if not ignore my post

RT Mitchell Schwartz

Advocatus_D otc

A big hello to Christian from Bavaria

Take a good look at Christian's photo people because when you see mine your going to say that's what Christian is gonna look like in 10 years OMG, sorry mate it's going to happen, I do recommend therapy though .

you have no unpleasant opponents, oh come on Christian we all know the answer is Alex don't be bashful the fence doesn't need you sitting on it .

The three 'F, s' , mine are the 2 f and an s (for fuck sake) I use this a lot ingame .

You are diplomatic as well I refer to my previous sentence of sitting on the fence .

I had to laugh with your chatting in English about football because ever since I joined with you great players I now always swear in German (I used to be so innocent).

Christian you have never had a cup of tea until you have had Yorkshire Tea, I must get some to you my friend and with over 300 breweries in Franconia beer had to be the answer but it is a wine region mainly? (yes I did my homework).

Christian you have to be the most grounded person I think I know , always a pleasure to know you mate here's to Franconian beer, you and (lebkuchen)

Happy b/day Martin

Im not one for starting threads (just look at my pass results will tell you this)

But have an issue with this new momentum, distorted playart.

To all the good players on here this will not be an issue because you may never witness the distorted playart but to bad players lkke myself this is just a kick in the teeth.

Most of our players have been involved with high scoring games, ( i was involved in a few myself), if they are 3-4 scores ahead they wont think ill run the ball taking time of the clock they carry on passing, first down after first then maybe a field goal.

Now before you jump on my back here let me explain ......

Bad players like myself get intercepted a lot, we find it hard to get a 3rd down against the good players but if our play art in constantly in distorted mode what is the point on keep playing, it is annoying to say the least and why does it give advantage to the player who already is probably 4 scores ahead anyway and makes the bad player even worse than they already are

What im asking is there a way this can be turned off or do i (mainly) have to deal with this.

I find that if this happebs to me i would find myself just quiting the game and giving the other player the win so i dont have to endure the pain of the distorted playart all night.

This is just an opinion of mine and i wondered what the thoughts of the other coaches were?

Thank you

John

I would just like to welcome the new players to the league ......... and while im here ...... has anyone told Pentaar about the rules of joining the NFC South, as a first timer to the division you must lose your first two games against the Falcons, i don't make the rules i just follow them

And also to our leader Alex your avatar is not of your team the Tampa bay rubbishneers but of two old men can you change the offensive avater please

hello Jan do your parents know your out?

I'm liking the picture, it's the ' I can't play football so they stick me in the nets' and even worse you are on a good team so have nothing to do, I know this because my friends use to stick me in nets too but I always came prepared with a can of beer and a pack of cigarettes behind the goalposts ....just me then eh.

Your autobiography is blank but at 16 what history is there one page I was born oh look I'm 16.

How can you say nothing for things you wanted to do but never dated your 16 not 60 we all have a bucket list my one at 16 was I wanted to drink beer but when I saw my father's belt I dared not to.

Student=late riser ....never gonna change the statement

I know I'm late to the party but hello Mat.

I have to say you picked a very manly posing picture there, ok we get it your a man

I see your madden skill as a film title is Fast and Furious it is mine as well but it is not a madden skill (if you know what I mean, ).

One million Euro and what do you do reinvest it, I bet you a hoot when your on the beer, spend the same money May you only have one life (sex, drugs, rock and roll on yehhhhhh).

I love the better be with someone than alone in an elevator no Mat no, you have redo this answer, that someone could be he'll for you like maybe a property developer waiting to scam you out of your millions?.

you do know that McDonalds and Burger King do Vegetarian food as well right?............. I'm a half breed although I like a burger I also channel my vegetarian side .....so I always put lettuce, tomato and onions on it hmmmmmmm